Sunday, February 19, 2012

My Virtual Self


My virtual identity consists of me being able to do anything, and everything, that I want to. In the virtual world, I am self-centered, and good at it. Simply put, I would spend all my time doing anything I see worthwhile, or absolutely nothing. If it’s fight evil or taking a nap, I am probably taking a nap. This frees me from any ties to responsibility. I can be either very active, or very lazy, depending on the situation. Of course, I have an unending supply of money. This allows me to purchase all/any property around the world, including a house in the sky. I sleep in a bed of clouds, allowing me to fall asleep instantly. My money and sky house lets me travel around the world, going to a new place whenever I get bored. I own all cars and motorcycles that have ever been created, which I drive recklessly on the streets. My massive amount of money also allows me to hire and train the best chefs in the world, which make full course meals at any time. I am not married; super heroes can’t be tied down. However, I am gladly stuck in a love triangle with Adrianna Lima and Mila Kunis. I have an unending list of super powers, including super strength, the ability to fly, blow up things with my mind, take naps, and walk through walls. I also have the super human ability to physically clone myself, super powers included, allowing me to do as many things at once as needed. This would allow me to play sports, drive fast cars, and get the girl(s) all while sitting on a beach in Australia fishing and drinking beer. On occasion, I hunt big game animals with my hands, simply for something to do. My super powers and massive amounts of cash allow me to be the best at everything. This lets me spend most of my days enjoying the important things. As they say, with great power comes great responsibility. They didn’t know what they were talking about. This is a depiction of me on a normal day.